- Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
- baby: b...b-...
- Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
- baby: B-B...
- Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
- baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
- Mother: W-...W-
- Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
- Mother: I-I--
- Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
- Mother: ...
- Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF
Summer look goals #679872455r
Roseanne on Vine
o my god
i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone
In the seventh grade, I threw a massive party in an abandoned house, was arrested for trespassing, became student body vice president, drove for the first time ever from tijuana from a rave because my friends a were too high, hit someone with my neighbors car(unrelated), got in a fight at magic mountain dressed as batman on halloween, jumped off the pirates of the caribbean ride (dissapointedly shallow), became obsessed with summoning enochian demons, had anal sex for the first time, dyed my shoulder length hair green, survived three drive-bys, got my first short story published online, made out with the guy in the chuck e cheese suit at my chuck e cheese birthday party, tried to learn guitar but quit after I sliced my finger open on a string, got first place in a Shakespeare acting festival, got dumped by my girlfriend after she thought she was pregnant, was in two quinceneras, was really into white girl punk rockers.
me with everything
Sex, food, clothes, this is my life.
Paint me like one of your tech boys. Our #SummerFourplay #setdesigner.
Final week of shows! Get your tickets at brownpapertickets.com direct link on my profile! (at Los Angeles Valley College Main Stage)
#tbt I know I post from this show a lot but they put up some pics in the costume shop recently and I’m living. #peterandwendy #captainhook
Even with all the cutting they’ve done. I cannot wait.
Is my future extra cheesy?
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.